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Well, somehow President Trump didn't get around to making a concession speech, so Mitch McConnell was kind enough to do it for him. He was typically Republican in his speech, being a gracious loser because that's what mainstream Republicans do. Never mind that they have been losing graciously for years, and set aside the fact that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome. Cocaine Mitch won't be too badly affected by the communist takeover. His parachute is red. His father-in-law is the owner of the largest shipping company in Communist China. So, the Murder Turtle will land on his feet instead of upside down flailing around in his shell

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