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The difference between an Italian Mother and a Jewish Mother? Italian Mother will tell their kids, "If you do that again I will kill you!" Jewish Mother says, "If you do that again I will kill myself!" Which is worse? Being killed at the hands of your Mother? or being guilt tripped to death? Not to mention that the Jewish Mother is expected to deliver the Messiah and carry this burden. The same might be said about Jewish men who think the Messiah is coming out of their penis.

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